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March 29, 2005

 

***THIS STORY IS A COMPLETE FABRICATION***
Every year, for April Fools' Day, the Sun Star puts out an issue of fabricated news stories called the Fun Star

Letter to the Editor

You should all be ashamed of yourself. Not only is your grammar atrocious and your spelling the pits, but I haven't seen my picture in the paper all year.

What gives?

Mr. Duffy tried to convince us that this is our paper. As he said, I pay for this paper, and I want to see my face in it.

I'm a very interesting person, not to mention the sexiest girl on my floor (my boyfriends always say so). I've never seen a reporter or cameraman at any of the keggers or drug parties I go to. Those are the activities that really matter, not the "news."

So get off your butts, grab a camera and come snap a photo or two of the person who "owns this paper."

Give the people what they want, then maybe they'll read your rag!

 

 

 

 

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