I sent my parents an e-mail the other day letting them know when I'd be home from Christmas.  The e-mail said: "Dear Parental Units, ETA is two weeks and counting." 

This is the response I got from my Dad:

"DEAR PARENTAL UNIT SPAWN SUBUNIT (A),

Parental Unit (A) hopes that Parental Unit Spawn Subunit (A) is operating at acceptable parameters? P.U.(A) hopes that all function is within specified tolerances? Is P.U.S.Subunit(A) power intake sufficient?  Is P.U.S.Subunit(A) input of data at the Major Main Core Reprogram Center occurring within specified time frames? Hopefully the input data is useful to the future Existence Function Maintenance Programs of P.U.S.Subunit(A).

P.U.(A) is aware of the time frame of P.U.S.Subunit(A) arrival at the home site. The Parental Unit(s) and perhaps Parental Unit Spawn Subunit (B) will be at the arrival location to assist you with cargo mobility, transport and to direct P.U.S.Subunit(A) to the domicile, if the Locator Subprograms of P.U.S.Subunit(A) have been overwritten at the Major Main Core Reprogram Center. P.U.(A) & (B) and P.U.S.Subunit(B) will be renewed by the download of data from P.U.S.Subunit(A). This should be a major shared data link.

P.U.(A) must cease transfer of data, at this specific time. P.U.(A) must hasten to accomplish all assigned tasks within specified time frames. P.U.(A) will attempt data link with P.U.S.Subunit(A) at another unspecified time.

Logically,

PARENTAL UNIT (A)" 

Ginny Tschanz

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