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quotes.push("<font color=\"#336699\"><b>Only at UAF</b></font><br />Throw water in the air at 40 below and watch it come down as ice crystals");
quotes.push("<font color=\"#336699\"><b>Only at UAF</b></font><br />Dance to the Black Eyed Peas on your iPod under the northern lights");
quotes.push("<font color=\"#336699\"><b>Only at UAF</b</font><br />Eat breakfast at America's northernmost Denny's");
quotes.push("<font color=\"#336699\"><b>Only at UAF</b</font><br />Carve a swan out of a Hummer-size block of ice");
quotes.push("<font color=\"#336699\"><b>Only at UAF</b</font><br />Add dog mushing friends to your Facebook account");
quotes.push("<font color=\"#336699\"><b>Only at UAF</b</font><br />Stick around for Summer Sessions so you can sunbathe in June at 2 a.m.");
quotes.push("<font color=\"#336699\"><b>Only at UAF</b</font><br />Play baseball under the midnight sun");
quotes.push("<font color=\"#336699\"><b>Only at UAF</b</font><br />Be the first to get your Christmas gifts, since Santa's North Pole is only 11 miles away");
quotes.push("<font color=\"#336699\"><b>Only at UAF</b</font><br />Discover why the mosquito is Alaska's (unofficial) state bird");
quotes.push("<font color=\"#336699\"><b>Only at UAF</b</font><br />Gaze at the tallest mountain in North America from your dorm window");
quotes.push("<font color=\"#336699\"><b>Only at UAF</b</font><br />Win the annual outhouse race (yes, you race an outhouse)");
quotes.push("<font color=\"#336699\"><b>Only at UAF</b</font><br />Soak in a natural hot spring at 20 below");
quotes.push("<font color=\"#336699\"><b>Only at UAF</b</font><br />Grow ginormous cabbages (it's our long growing season)");
quotes.push("<font color=\"#336699\"><b>Only at UAF</b</font><br />Find out if bunny boots are really for bunnies");
quotes.push("<font color=\"#336699\"><b>Only at UAF</b</font><br />Footage of the UAF Bookstore was used in the opening credits of the Sean Penn movie <i>Into the Wild</i>");
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